Bah ha! Devil of Microsoft, Windows and Blue Screens of Death, I vanquish you! With a slightly pointed carrot and a permanent marker I, the Angry Toad Demigod of Hell Fire, have run you screaming from your surgery!

This can be translated as “Ha ha! I took my PC to the PC ER and it got fixed. I am back on the internet and such but all of my information is missing. I do believe I will cry now.”